I love Jay-Z’s “D.O.A.” so much I want T-Pain, Mary J. Blige, Snoop Dogg, and Lil’ Wayne to make an Auto-Tune remix of it.

I do like the song, and his performance was dope, but I heard “Every Girl” on the radio on the way here. Hummed Mariah Carey’s “Obsessed” as I walk into the Shrine, and danced to Jamie Foxx less than an hour ago.

Respect, Hov, but it’s so hard to let Auto-Tune go when I want one for Christmas.