I’m not out to start trouble, I swear. But I finally squeezed onto the BET Honors red carpet and I’m already getting into it with this photographer lady from the Washington Post. ”Where are you supposed to be,” she had the nerve to ask. “Right here,” I responded.
Little do you know, this chick needed my help to ID half of the celebs walking the carpet. “Who is that guy over there,” she asked. “Oh, that’s just John Legend,” I replied.

John Legend (BET Honors)
In case you already forgot, John thought I was sitting on his jacket when he got off the rehearsal stage yesterday. I had to test his memory right quick.
Me: You got offstage yesterday and you were looking for your jacket. You gave me this look like I was sitting on it. Do you remember?
John Legend: [Laughs] I don’t remember. I be focused. When I’m ready to leave, I’m like, “let’s go.” One-track mind.
He was a good sport and so was the Washington Post lady once she realized how helpful I was. The carpet quickly turned into a “ask the black guy” session. In case you’re wondering, she looks a little something like this, so it was hilarious when she said, “I need that feather dress” after seeing Tyra Banks on the carpet.

Tyra Banks and the feather dress…
I’m a dude, so I shouldn’t get my Joan Rivers on, but some of them people obviously don’t have a mirror at the crib. Kerry Washington (looked good), Keyshia Cole (looked good) and Vivica A. Fox (looked…like Lil’ Kim).


Kerry Washington (BET Honors)

Keyshia Cole (BET Honors)

Vivica A. Fox (BET Honors)
By the way, Kerry doesn’t remember ever meeting me, but I have photos to prove it. Not that I really care, but the ladies seemed pleased with some of the men’s attires.

Blair Underwood (BET Honors)

Wyclef Jean & Idris Elba (BET Honors)

Ne-Yo (BET Honors)
As much as I’m poking fun at the WP lady for asking me to ID celebrities, having some of them wear name tags may not be such a bad idea. I almost shouted out, “there goes Ludacris” when I saw Raheem Devaughn.

Raheem Devaughn (BET Honors)
Poor Chingy nearly got the same treatment. Some interviewers on the carpet were looking dude dead in the pupil and still didn’t know who he was. Those who did know who he was whispered, “what the hell is Chingy doing here?” The rest were like, “what the hell is he wearing?”

Chingy (BET Honors)
Oh, I almost forgot. Jill Scott showed up with that dude she married in “Why Did I Get Married?”

Jill Scott & Lamman Rucker (BET Honors)
Oh well! I wish somebody took a flick of Rachel of “Carribean Rhythms” fame, because she was looking incredible, just breath taking. Here are some more flicks from the event. Make sure to leave a comment on your favorite outfits. (Nullus)

Alicia Keys & Krucial (BET Honors)

Cedric The Entertainer (BET Honors)

BET Chairman/CEO Debra Lee (BET Honors)

Mario Van Peebles (BET Honors)

Richard Parsons (BET Honors)

Hill Harper (BET Honors)

Dr. Cornel West (BET Honors)

Janice Bryant Howroyd (BET Honors)

Brian McKnight (BET Honors)

BET’s Toure & Danella (BET Honors)

BET President of Entertainment,
Reginald Hudlin (BET Honors)
–C.C.